WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB! 1 2 3 4!

Dear readers,
I did not write this song. I was reading the Scott Pilgram Comics (yes, I’m a nerd with no life) and I found this song with the chords. So I thought I would share it with you. It’s not the same song they used in the movie but it’s still pretty good. I’ll try to put the chords along side the lyrics. The book says “The whole thing only uses 3 chords! G, C, Em. 4/4, rock, fast, hard, sloppy” Enjoy:

[C] I
Can’t be sure
But I think I heard [G] you
Crawl through the door

[G] You
didn’t say a [C] word
and I think you tried [G] to go to bed
but instead, you went to the [C] floor

You’ve been out [G] drinking with the other boys again
[C] telling them “No way, we’re only friends”
[G] Making out, and making noise
[Em] Oh, stop [C] pretending
That this [Em] isn’t really [C] ending
And I will [Em] stop [C] resenting you when you [Em] stop resenting [C] me
(oh oh oh)

[G] I
waited up [C] late
[G] maybe
a bit too [C] late

until [G] you
finially came [C] in
where do I [G] end?
and where do you [C] begin?

You’ve been out [G] drinking with the other boys again
[C] telling them “No way, we’re only friends”
[G] Making out, and making noise
[Em] Oh, stop [C] pretending
That this [Em] isn’t really [C] ending
And I will [Em] stop [C] resenting you when you [Em] stop resenting [C] me

Why don’t you [Em] stop [C] pretending
that this [Em] game is never [C] ending
and I will [Em] stop resenting you when you [Em] stop resenting,
[C] stop resenting,
stop resenting,
[C] stop resenting [G] me.

I Wanna Be Like You- A Laura Gierlich Original

I wanna be like you
Looking as good as you do
Having the guys on a string
you have everything
I wanna shine like you, you see
Brighter then all the stars gleam
Doing whatever you want
because there’s no cost

I want a 34 C cup
filling out all my shirts
I want the latest X-box
and a laptop that actually works

I wanna smell like you do
like high school and fruity perfume
go to the dance with macho man
and hop like a kangaroo
I wanna speak your language
and have all the right words to say
to show off a bit of my cleavage
and take al their breaths away

I want to go to parties
and get so damn drunk, I puke
I wanna meet some hot guy
who takes me up to his room
I wanna go to london
and buy all the cutest clothes
I wanna buy some condoms
and throw them all $2 hoe’s
I want a Lamborghini
instead of this piece of shit
I wanna get hired at Wendy’s
just to yell and shout I QUIT

I didn’t mean to freak you out
but I wanna know what you’re about
teach me the ways of being cool
so that I’ll have some friends at school
I know it’s a lot to take in
and it’s probably hard to see
But you’re so fucking awesome
And you’re who I want to be!

Two of Us.

Two of us riding nowhere,
spending someone’s hard earned pay.
You and me Sunday driving
not arriving on our way back home.

We’re on our way home.
We’re on our way home.
We’re going home.

Two of us sending postcards,
writing letters on my wall.
You and me burning matches,
lifting latches on our way back home.

We’re on our way home.
We’re on our way home.
We’re going home.

You and I have memories
longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

Two of us wearing raincoats,
standing solo in the sun.
You and me chasing paper,
getting nowhere, on our way back home.

We’re on our way home.
We’re on our way home.
We’re on our way home.

You and I have memories
longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

Two of us wearing raincoats,
standing solo in the sun.
You and me chasing paper,
getting nowhere, on our way back home.

We’re on our way home.
We’re on our way home.
We’re going home.

Esoteric Lullaby

Hey guys. Laura here(:

I hope you have been liking my music so far. Once I get a stable camera, I will be sure to record me singing them. If you have any song suggestions or even song titles, that would be awesome. I’m still trying to decide if I want to go the “Owl City” or “Lights” route and call myself by some random combination of words or not.

I have a very wide verity of genres that my songs fall under. Most of them are indie. But there are some with Alternative, Rock, Pop, or even Screamo twists on them. If you like my songs, I hope you will have your friends read them too. Now these are all MY songs unless otherwise said. I hope you guys can branch your creative mind to a path of your own from my music. I hope you guys get as much enjoyment from reading them as I do writing them.

Now, I’m hoping to start off writing at least one song per week. When I start getting more views, I will shoot for writing at least one song every three days. Then I’ll try to write one everyday.

Thank you so  much for taking the time out of your day to visit my site. It means so much to me that you do. I appreciate you in every way, shape, and form. I hope your month of July is going swell.

Sincerely,

Music R[evol]ution

Sinking. [Un-edited version]

You got me going out of control

there is a feeling that is tugging on my soul
There is no question that you playing a big role
in my life so what’s it gonna take let you know
I have no time for all of your shit
you got me thinking like it’s time for me to quit
and look behind me remember when we met
you’ll think it’s crazy but we were once in love (oo-oh-oh-oh)

I’m pulling out my hair because this
isn’t getting anywhere and I thought
that you were quite aware that you’re sinking
you’re up to your neck in stupid regrets

I”m following my heart
But it takes me back to where we start
But I know exactly what you aren’t
So keep walking. I know you want to stop to say hello
You said you’d never cheat
then you went and snuck around behind me
I hope that she was worth the STD’s
Now you’re stuck jerking off to lame DVD’s

It’s killing me inside that I didn’t
ever say goodbye, but you know
that you’re ugly when you cry, but you’re sinking
you’re up to your neck in stupid decisions

You know that you
lie so many times
I caught you crying in the
lights are shining down on me
they make it hard to see and think
I”m out of words so lets repeat
the chorus line until we’re beat now

I”m laying down line that you crossed
and I’m no longer bound to your side
I’m glad I burned the bridge, now it’s sinking
You’re down in the dark on the ocean floor
you’re down in the dark on the ocean floor
You had me in a mess, now I”m stronger
You can’t scare me with threats, there’s no other
Girl who you will find, like me. Now you’re sinking (You’re sinking.)
You’re up to your neck in…

Flawless

We were on vacation
by the beach and more
swimming through the ocean
sitting by the shore
we brought a couple friends
and wrote a lovely song
you played it on the boat deck
while people sang along
the captain raised his hat
and smiled at the sea
the dolphins swam beside us
they were dancing to the beat
the night is slowly dawning
the stars come out and play
I snuggle next to you, love
as you take my breath away

I can’t describe this feeling
the rush I get with you
the tingly heat from you hand
like no ones in the room
the way your hand and my hand
are the perfect intertwine
My love, you seem so flawless
& you’re not even trying.

You captivate your audience
they listen to you speak
you tell them of our romance
and kiss me on the cheek
you point out other couples
their story, they will share
you pull me closer towards you
run your fingers through my hair
you say I’ve got the power
to lift the seven seas
to turn them into rain clouds
to wash the whole world clean
you made a point to tell them
that you belong with me
I smiled at the moon
and he winked back at me

I can’t describe this feeling
the stutters when I speak
my palms starts getting clammy
and red washes my cheeks
my stomach’s doing backflips
there’s only so much time
my love, you seem so flawless
& you’re not even trying
my love, you seem so flawless
& you’re not even trying
my love, you might be flawless
and you don’t even try.

Brave Face

I put on a brave face
every time I see you
and you’re with her
everybody tells me that
you and me will never work

I have come to terms with this somehow
I’m ok but there’s still a part of me
that wants to hear you saying
that you love me
saying that you love me now

I look for cues
I search for signs
anything that would make me feel
more than fine
but then I get tired of trying
to be inspired
I’ll just to have accept that
you’re moving on, moving on, moving on…

I put on a brave face
every time I see you
and you’re with her
everybody tells me that
you and me will never work

I have come to terms with this somehow
I’m ok but there’s still a part of me
that wants to hear you saying
that you love me
say that you love me
saying that you love me now

It’s always you.

I know it’s really early.
please don’t wake just for me.
I will sing my baby down,
then come back to haunt your dreams,
it always seems,
that in the night your always listnen
so mabye you can hear my whistlen.
I’m in the kitchen.
Making pancakes for the morning when you wake up from your tired state
I kiss you on the cheek and say “I love you, don’t make no mistakes”
You rub your tired eyes just as I
linger on goodbyes just look at how the time flies by
when I’m in your eyes.

[Chorus:
cause when I’m with you everyday, you will take my breath away
but when I leave for the night I dont have the chance to fight
cause when you walk out the room, babe, it feels a bit too soon
cause somehow it always runs right back to you.
it’s always you]

When I’m locked in my tower
I will cry every night
because my vision is impair
when you arent in my sight
but it’s alright
whisp me away from this memory
and whisper me a melody
I’ll fall asleep
Right in your arms on the dampened sand from times in the tide
but when I hear a crash of thunder you are right there by my side
Saying “it will be alright
I’ll rock-a-bye you every time things don’t feel right
when it’s not quite

[Chorus]
it’s always you who makes me feel like I’m amazing
it’s always me who brings the freeze to your blazing
It’s always love that brings me right back to reality
It’s always fate that makes me feel the immortality

I know it’s really early, please dont wake up just for me
I will lie down right beside you so that we can share our dreams
heming up the seams
of an everlasting picture that I painted long ago
Hoping you would never leave me, wish you to to never go
I hope you know
that my love for you is open, not a question, not a sound
That could take me from your warmth, your light, your love is all around
Take my hand, my feet can’t seem to touch the ground
Love is something that is always world world reknown

Follow

Skipping through the broken glass
Blurry eyes and golden sash
Lingering before you pass
Run before your worlds clash
Try to feel it through your heart
Listening before it starts
Look to find the other parts
Your life thrown in an empty cart

No one hears me
I am screaming
Slowly falling
Take my hand

{CHORUS:}
If this is a dream then pinch me, I’m dying
I past the gates of heaven, dove through the open shore
I’m remembering so leave me, I’m falling
awaiting the moment I can be with you once more
I spent a thousand years screaming you name
An eternity away from me, I guess I lost the game
Everyones departure is a little more subtle.
It’s not all fire and pain.
The real hell is your life gone wrong
so maybe I’m going insain.

Whispering a melody
you try to cry yourself to sleep
Thats all it is, a memory
You pry your eyes away from me
following the mockingbird
it sings a song you’ve never heard
quickly writing down the words
to publish it at your return

write your story
Can you hear me?
I am waiting
for the day

{CHORUS:
If this is a dream then pinch me, I’m dying
I past the gates of heaven, dove through the open shore
I’m remembering so leave me, I’m falling
awaiting the moment I can be with you once more
I spent a thousand years screaming you name
An eternity away from me, I guess I lost the game
Everyones departure is a little more subtle.
It’s not all fire and pain.
The real hell is your life gone wrong
so maybe I’m going insain.

You, you
I’m finding myself broken
these words were left unspoken
You, you
behind my beating soul
it’s you who pays the toll
I-I, I
I brought myself down for you
It’s all I ask, is you see me through
I-I, I-I
the tunnle light, I’m following
I heard a lullabye

Notes to my Sweetheart

If you gotta smile you can run it over here tonight
‘Cause my apartment lost it’s power & I need the light
(You can) take the van, Call the band, kick a can
up the street as long as you head on down.
There are so many places to dream up the faces
so when I’m feeling spaces, I’ll be sure to rearrange this.
I kiss your scars so you know, by far
that the blackened tar around my broken heart is gone

Don’t be way to quipped to leaving me
I got this feeling that you could be the one
It may be hard for you, believe in me.
I don’t know what you see in me
but I know this could be real.

I’m fixin’ up the Yugo so that we can take a drive, you see
’cause there’s this concert in the city of Albuquerque
(I know) thats it’s far in a car that runs on
a pinky promise and a question mark.
I brought my Polaroid so that I can take a snap
and look on back at the things we don’t lack.
I try to say I love you but I never follow through
because your lips are split in two and there’s nothing else to do

And don’t you see we’re meant to be
cause I get you and you tend understand this me
You get the hint, I got the vibe
I know I’m lucky when I wake up to a pair of your eyes.

Don’t be way to quipped to leaving me
I got this feeling that you could be the one
It may be hard for you, believe in me.
I don’t know what you see in me
but I got a thing for you
& if you try your best I’ll be with you
till the sky is bluer than an artist ever knew

(I love you,
I am true,
bluer blue)
Because we’re meant to be